OZEMPIC RINGER
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100% cotton. Heavy enough to matter. Ringer style.
The Olympics celebrate peak performance.
Ozempic celebrates peak efficiency.
Widely rumored to be the unofficial drug of the Games, this tee replaces five rings with one modern miracle. No endorsements. No disclaimers. Just an observation.
DISCLAIMER: This shirt does not improve athletic ability, endurance, metabolism, discipline, or personal fulfillment.
Get one before we get a cease and desist.