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NOVELTY CRAP

Welcome to "Novelties and What Nots" – the collection of ridiculously funny and utterly bizarre products! Prepare for a laughter-filled adventure with our wacky novelties that defy logic and leave you in stitches.

From the infamous "Pinche Wallet" to the cheeky "Don't Cum On Me" Towel, we've curated the quirkiest goods to spice up your life and make you question sanity itself, or at least our sanity. These are the conversation starters that will raise eyebrows, elicit laughs, and leave everyone wondering, "Who are these idiots?"

Whether you're pranking a friend or simply injecting some silliness into your day, our novelties will deliver absurdity in spades. Embrace the unexpected, celebrate the laughter, and join us in the joyfully bizarre world of "Novelties and What Nots."

Disclaimer: Use these products responsibly as they may make you laugh so hard you poop your pants. Yes, not pee your pants as a normal person would, but in fact defecate in your pants. 

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